I review Hollywood blockbusters, pop culture phenomenons and boring Academy Award winning movies
I watch this trash so you don’t have to.
Recent Film Reviews:
The movie ‘Keeper’ kept me from keeping with writing my reviews on a routine.
A short review for the not-short movie ‘Keeper’
I was Put to Sleep by ‘The Sleep Experiment’
Fell asleep writing the review for ‘The Sleep Experiment’.
Why ‘Ingrid Goes West’, but no Further
I couldn’t figure out how to mix in a ‘I thought you said weast’ joke into a review for a movie called ‘Ingrid Goes West’. Woe is me.
A Very Serious, No Nonsense, Straightforward Review for the film ‘Open Windows’ starring Sasha Grey from the Porn
This is a very serious movie review of the cinematic, thrilling film ‘Open Windows’, starring two actors who somehow ended in the same movie.
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