For those who wonder what it feels like to choose to watch a 'Mortal Kombat' movie
Corsets, Kanos, and the Beauty of “Mortal Kombat II”
Why “Shelby Oaks” Runs Out Steam
YouTuber Chris Stuckmann's debut film "Shelby Oaks" is a promising film with a promising start, but has an unpromising ending.
Why ‘Umma’ Let me Down
In which I compare the film 'Umma' to 'Cuckoo' and 'Nightbitch'
Why I Was Irritated by ‘Project Hail Mary’
Why I felt like 'Project Hail Mary' fumbled the ball at the 1 yard line. This review contains 0 football puns.
Why You Shouldn’t Laugh if Your Wife Calls Herself a ‘Nightbitch’
Why I really liked the film "Nightbitch" starring Amy Adams, featuring really great memes I made
85scene’s Review for Lee Cronin’s ‘The Mummy’
I promise not to make fun of the "Lee Cronin" part of "Lee Cronin's The Mummy"
The Problem with ‘The Drama’
Where I review the movie "The Drama" and do my best not to make any edgy jokes about a movie that spends its entire runtime making edgy jokes.
What’s so cuckoo about ‘Cuckoo’?
This review for the movie Cuckoo does not contain any bird puns.
A Very Timely, Topical Review for Amazon’s ‘War of the Worlds’
I made the bad choice of watching the new "War of the Worlds" movie, and then decided to publish the review on March 1st, 2026. Google news events.
The movie ‘Keeper’ kept me from keeping with writing my reviews on a routine.
A short review for the not-short movie 'Keeper'
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