This review for "The Dog Stars" is a little more woke than usual.
Sorry, I Couldn’t Think of Any Food Puns for “Tony”
There are a lot of food puns in this movie review for "Tony"
How the Simple “The End of Oak Street” Humbled Me
I couldn't stop being a judgemental prick about "The End of Oak Street" and it did NOT bite me in the ass.
Begrudgingly Answering if “The Odyssey” Lived Up To The Hype
I saw Chris Nolan's new film "The Odyssey" and was not at all bothered by the hype!
Physical Humor, Stage Plays, and “The Invite” to get Raunchy
"The Invite" is a fun, tightly-scripted comedy about marriage and sex and I loved it.
The Forgettability of “Disclosure Day”
The newest Steven Spielberg sci-fi film, Disclosure Day, holds a lot of potential and displays his usual filmmaking prowess, but the story and ultimate message fall flat.
Why ‘Umma’ Let me Down
In which I compare the film 'Umma' to 'Cuckoo' and 'Nightbitch'
Why You Shouldn’t Laugh if Your Wife Calls Herself a ‘Nightbitch’
Why I really liked the film "Nightbitch" starring Amy Adams, featuring really great memes I made
The Problem with ‘The Drama’
Where I review the movie "The Drama" and do my best not to make any edgy jokes about a movie that spends its entire runtime making edgy jokes.
A Very Timely, Topical Review for Amazon’s ‘War of the Worlds’
I made the bad choice of watching the new "War of the Worlds" movie, and then decided to publish the review on March 1st, 2026. Google news events.
