I struggled to find the words to describe how much I enjoyed "Backrooms"
The 1st and 2nd Acts of “Backrooms” Were Incredible
Corsets, Kanos, and the Beauty of “Mortal Kombat II”
For those who wonder what it feels like to choose to watch a 'Mortal Kombat' movie
Why I Was Irritated by ‘Project Hail Mary’
Why I felt like 'Project Hail Mary' fumbled the ball at the 1 yard line. This review contains 0 football puns.
A Very Timely, Topical Review for Amazon’s ‘War of the Worlds’
I made the bad choice of watching the new "War of the Worlds" movie, and then decided to publish the review on March 1st, 2026. Google news events.
A Very Serious, No Nonsense, Straightforward Review for the film ‘Open Windows’ starring Sasha Grey from the Porn
This is a very serious movie review of the cinematic, thrilling film 'Open Windows', starring two actors who somehow ended up in the same movie.
The Duality of the film ‘Terminal’
I really liked the Margot Robbie film 'Terminal', because it's just so damn fun. It's not 'cInEmA', it's just good fun.
A Collection of Images from the 1984 “Dune”
I watched "Dune", truly so you don't have to. Because you shouldn't. Don't do it.
A review for ‘The Atticus Institute’ and not at all about any of the ‘Transformers’ movies
I really enjoyed The Atticus Institute. It reminded me of Skinamarink.
Why “The Circle” Only Circles a Theme
I promise this review is not just me making barking sounds, even though Emma Watson is in it
When you’re in space, no one can hear you “ISS” yourself
There are personal and practical reasons why I dislike the title of this film, so if my review comes off as mean, please don’t take it to mean that I disliked the film. I’m also being forced to type this review with my laptop opened at an acute angle with the risk of the screen... Continue Reading →
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