The newest Steven Spielberg sci-fi film, Disclosure Day, holds a lot of potential and displays his usual filmmaking prowess, but the story and ultimate message fall flat.
The Forgettability of “Disclosure Day”
The Superman Problem
I complain about Superman and why a movie about him is super unlikely to work.
The Many Movies that Inspired “In the Lost Lands”
Where I review the trash movie that brought me many joys, "In the Lost Lands"
How Red Letter Media Ruined My Review for “Masters of the Universe”
The spinoff film "Masters of the Universe" was a fun, funny, well thought out film, but RLM already said all that and now I have nothing to say. 1231 words.
The 1st and 3rd Acts of “Backrooms” Were Incredible
I struggled to find the words to describe how much I enjoyed "Backrooms"
Corsets, Kanos, and the Beauty of “Mortal Kombat II”
For those who wonder what it feels like to choose to watch a 'Mortal Kombat' movie
Why I Was Irritated by ‘Project Hail Mary’
Why I felt like 'Project Hail Mary' fumbled the ball at the 1 yard line. This review contains 0 football puns.
A Very Timely, Topical Review for Amazon’s ‘War of the Worlds’
I made the bad choice of watching the new "War of the Worlds" movie, and then decided to publish the review on March 1st, 2026. Google news events.
A Very Serious, No Nonsense, Straightforward Review for the film ‘Open Windows’ starring Sasha Grey from the Porn
This is a very serious movie review of the cinematic, thrilling film 'Open Windows', starring two actors who somehow ended up in the same movie.
The Duality of the film ‘Terminal’
I really liked the Margot Robbie film 'Terminal', because it's just so damn fun. It's not 'cInEmA', it's just good fun.
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