I enjoy well-polished turds like "The Conjuring: Last Rites"
My Day with “In A Violent Nature”
Slow and steady, "In a Violent Nature" is a decent film with a few great kills, but only if you have the patience for it.
Comparing, Contrasting, and Obsessing with “Obsession”
'Obsession' was so good that I didn't even say anything horny or problematic about a movie that covers domestic abuse!
Prepare for “The Monkey” to Monkey Around
Do you laugh when people die in movies? Then the movie "The Monkey" is the movie for you!
The Movie “The Inheritance” Only Sort of Has Peyton List in It
I would rather die than inherit the movie "The Inheritance"
The 1st and 3rd Acts of “Backrooms” Were Incredible
I struggled to find the words to describe how much I enjoyed "Backrooms"
Why “Shelby Oaks” Runs Out Steam
YouTuber Chris Stuckmann's debut film "Shelby Oaks" is a promising film with a promising start, but has an unpromising ending.
Why ‘Umma’ Let me Down
In which I compare the film 'Umma' to 'Cuckoo' and 'Nightbitch'
What’s so cuckoo about ‘Cuckoo’?
This review for the movie Cuckoo does not contain any bird puns.
The movie ‘Keeper’ kept me from keeping with writing my reviews on a routine.
A short review for the not-short movie 'Keeper'
