The 1st and 2nd Acts of “Backrooms” Were Incredible

I struggled to find the words to describe how much I enjoyed "Backrooms"

Corsets, Kanos, and the Beauty of “Mortal Kombat II”

For those who wonder what it feels like to choose to watch a 'Mortal Kombat' movie

YouTuber Chris Stuckmann's debut film "Shelby Oaks" is a promising film with a promising start, but has an unpromising ending.

In which I compare the film 'Umma' to 'Cuckoo' and 'Nightbitch'

Why I felt like 'Project Hail Mary' fumbled the ball at the 1 yard line. This review contains 0 football puns.

Why I really liked the film "Nightbitch" starring Amy Adams, featuring really great memes I made

I promise not to make fun of the "Lee Cronin" part of "Lee Cronin's The Mummy"

Where I review the movie "The Drama" and do my best not to make any edgy jokes about a movie that spends its entire runtime making edgy jokes.

This review for the movie Cuckoo does not contain any bird puns.

I made the bad choice of watching the new "War of the Worlds" movie, and then decided to publish the review on March 1st, 2026. Google news events.