For those who wonder what it feels like to choose to watch a 'Mortal Kombat' movie
Why “Shelby Oaks” Runs Out Steam
YouTuber Chris Stuckmann's debut film "Shelby Oaks" is a promising film with a promising start, but has an unpromising ending.
What’s so cuckoo about ‘Cuckoo’?
This review for the movie Cuckoo does not contain any bird puns.
I was Put to Sleep by ‘The Sleep Experiment’
Fell asleep writing the review for 'The Sleep Experiment'.
A Collection of Images from the 1984 “Dune”
I watched "Dune", truly so you don't have to. Because you shouldn't. Don't do it.
How the Movie “Son” Ties Together Zombies and Speed Racer
I watched an antichrist movie called "Son", which features zombies and speed racer.
A review for ‘The Atticus Institute’ and not at all about any of the ‘Transformers’ movies
I really enjoyed The Atticus Institute. It reminded me of Skinamarink.
A Weview fow the Movie ‘Awoken’ in Babytalk UWU
I'm sowwy fow witing dis weview in babytalk!
Three ‘Carrie’ Movies- A Women’s Day Triple Review
I watched all 3 Carrie movies in a misguided attempt to celebrate international women's day
Another “M” Titled Horror Movie
Not a review. Daddario titties. That is all.
