I saw Chris Nolan's new film "The Odyssey" and was not at all bothered by the hype!
Begrudgingly Answering if “The Odyssey” Lived Up To The Hype
The Forgettability of “Disclosure Day”
The newest Steven Spielberg sci-fi film, Disclosure Day, holds a lot of potential and displays his usual filmmaking prowess, but the story and ultimate message fall flat.
The Superman Problem
I complain about Superman and why a movie about him is super unlikely to work.
The Many Movies that Inspired “In the Lost Lands”
Where I review the trash movie that brought me many joys, "In the Lost Lands"
How Red Letter Media Ruined My Review for “Masters of the Universe”
The spinoff film "Masters of the Universe" was a fun, funny, well thought out film, but RLM already said all that and now I have nothing to say. 1231 words.
Corsets, Kanos, and the Beauty of “Mortal Kombat II”
For those who wonder what it feels like to choose to watch a 'Mortal Kombat' movie
A Very Timely, Topical Review for Amazon’s ‘War of the Worlds’
I made the bad choice of watching the new "War of the Worlds" movie, and then decided to publish the review on March 1st, 2026. Google news events.
A Very Serious, No Nonsense, Straightforward Review for the film ‘Open Windows’ starring Sasha Grey from the Porn
This is a very serious movie review of the cinematic, thrilling film 'Open Windows', starring two actors who somehow ended up in the same movie.
Ridiculing “Riddick”, and a Retrospective
This isn't really a movie review as much as I'm just enjoying writing alliterative insults about Vin Diesel.
A Collection of Images from the 1984 “Dune”
I watched "Dune", truly so you don't have to. Because you shouldn't. Don't do it.
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