The new "Resident Evil" movie was great, and I out myself as a movie snob because I hesitated to call it "Good"
Cregger Beat the “Resident Evil” Poltergeist Left Behind by Paul W. S. Anderson
Go with “Flow”
I saw the animated cat movie "Flow". It's really fucking good.
The Slurs and Stars of “The Dog Stars”
This review for "The Dog Stars" is a little more woke than usual.
How the Simple “The End of Oak Street” Humbled Me
I couldn't stop being a judgemental prick about "The End of Oak Street" and it did NOT bite me in the ass.
Begrudgingly Answering if “The Odyssey” Lived Up To The Hype
I saw Chris Nolan's new film "The Odyssey" and was not at all bothered by the hype!
The Forgettability of “Disclosure Day”
The newest Steven Spielberg sci-fi film, Disclosure Day, holds a lot of potential and displays his usual filmmaking prowess, but the story and ultimate message fall flat.
The Superman Problem
I complain about Superman and why a movie about him is super unlikely to work.
The Many Movies that Inspired “In the Lost Lands”
Where I review the trash movie that brought me many joys, "In the Lost Lands"
How Red Letter Media Ruined My Review for “Masters of the Universe”
The spinoff film "Masters of the Universe" was a fun, funny, well thought out film, but RLM already said all that and now I have nothing to say. 1231 words.
Corsets, Kanos, and the Beauty of “Mortal Kombat II”
For those who wonder what it feels like to choose to watch a 'Mortal Kombat' movie
