Corsets, Kanos, and the Beauty of “Mortal Kombat II”

For those who wonder what it feels like to choose to watch a 'Mortal Kombat' movie

Why “Shelby Oaks” Runs Out Steam

YouTuber Chris Stuckmann's debut film "Shelby Oaks" is a promising film with a promising start, but has an unpromising ending.

In which I compare the film 'Umma' to 'Cuckoo' and 'Nightbitch'

Why I felt like 'Project Hail Mary' fumbled the ball at the 1 yard line. This review contains 0 football puns.

Where I review the movie "The Drama" and do my best not to make any edgy jokes about a movie that spends its entire runtime making edgy jokes.

This review for the movie Cuckoo does not contain any bird puns.

I made the bad choice of watching the new "War of the Worlds" movie, and then decided to publish the review on March 1st, 2026. Google news events.

A short review for the not-short movie 'Keeper'

Fell asleep writing the review for 'The Sleep Experiment'.

This is a very serious movie review of the cinematic, thrilling film 'Open Windows', starring two actors who somehow ended up in the same movie.