There was so much wrong with "The Uprising" that I don't think I got to it all. Hilariously bad. Loved it.
Go with “Flow”
I saw the animated cat movie "Flow". It's really fucking good.
Trigger and Spoiler Warning for “Onslaught”
I do not recommend reading this review if you care for spoilers for the movie "Onslaught"
A Scared Little Review for “The Furious”
If you need a hit of badass, fast-paced, tightly choreographed martial arts, "The Furious" needs to be your next watch.
The Slurs and Stars of “The Dog Stars”
This review for "The Dog Stars" is a little more woke than usual.
A Review for “Ready or Not 2: Here I Come”
I recommend A Review for "Ready or Not 2: Here I Come", but it is, admittedly, a cacophony of similar films.
Sorry, I Couldn’t Think of Any Food Puns for “Tony”
There are a lot of food puns in this movie review for "Tony"
A Very Not-Horny Review for the Movie “Y2K”
This is a very serious and in-depth movie review for "Y2K" Starring Julian Dennison, Jaeden Martell, and some other third person.
How the Simple “The End of Oak Street” Humbled Me
I couldn't stop being a judgemental prick about "The End of Oak Street" and it did NOT bite me in the ass.
You’re Gonna Love Why “Evil Dead Rise” Stumped me as a Reviewer
My recommendation for watching "Evil Dead Rise" was actually provided many, many reviewers ago!
