I struggled to find the words to describe how much I enjoyed "Backrooms"
Corsets, Kanos, and the Beauty of “Mortal Kombat II”
For those who wonder what it feels like to choose to watch a 'Mortal Kombat' movie
Why I Was Irritated by ‘Project Hail Mary’
Why I felt like 'Project Hail Mary' fumbled the ball at the 1 yard line. This review contains 0 football puns.
A Very Timely, Topical Review for Amazon’s ‘War of the Worlds’
I made the bad choice of watching the new "War of the Worlds" movie, and then decided to publish the review on March 1st, 2026. Google news events.
Ridiculing “Riddick”, and a Retrospective
This isn't really a movie review as much as I'm just enjoying writing alliterative insults about Vin Diesel.
Should You Watch ‘Materialists’ With Your New Fiancé?
I watched the film 'Materialists' with the girl whom I had just proposed to. Did she say yes? Stay tuned!
A Collection of Images from the 1984 “Dune”
I watched "Dune", truly so you don't have to. Because you shouldn't. Don't do it.
What makes the movie “Gladiator” better than the movie “Fall Guy”
What better way to celebrate being laid off by watching a movie about ancient Roman Gladiators?
9 to 11 Jokes about the Adam Sandler film “Reign Over Me”
Let's talk about the film "Reign Over Me" and narrative terrorism.
Three ‘Carrie’ Movies- A Women’s Day Triple Review
I watched all 3 Carrie movies in a misguided attempt to celebrate international women's day
