I enjoy well-polished turds like "The Conjuring: Last Rites"
Un-Conjure your Expectations for “The Conjuring: Last Rites”
The Forgettability of “Disclosure Day”
The newest Steven Spielberg sci-fi film, Disclosure Day, holds a lot of potential and displays his usual filmmaking prowess, but the story and ultimate message fall flat.
Comparing, Contrasting, and Obsessing with “Obsession”
'Obsession' was so good that I didn't even say anything horny or problematic about a movie that covers domestic abuse!
The Superman Problem
I complain about Superman and why a movie about him is super unlikely to work.
The Many Movies that Inspired “In the Lost Lands”
Where I review the trash movie that brought me many joys, "In the Lost Lands"
Prepare for “The Monkey” to Monkey Around
Do you laugh when people die in movies? Then the movie "The Monkey" is the movie for you!
The Movie “The Inheritance” Only Sort of Has Peyton List in It
I would rather die than inherit the movie "The Inheritance"
How Red Letter Media Ruined My Review for “Masters of the Universe”
The spinoff film "Masters of the Universe" was a fun, funny, well thought out film, but RLM already said all that and now I have nothing to say. 1231 words.
The 1st and 3rd Acts of “Backrooms” Were Incredible
I struggled to find the words to describe how much I enjoyed "Backrooms"
Corsets, Kanos, and the Beauty of “Mortal Kombat II”
For those who wonder what it feels like to choose to watch a 'Mortal Kombat' movie
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