That’s so “Kraven”

That’s so “Kraven”

Remember when I watched Black Adam, and I was irritated to have to see it, but then walked out with a renewed appreciation for shit movies? Then I saw Madam Webb and got all giddy with how shit it was? Before all that, I saw Knock Knock and got really mad at it for being bad? Kraven the Hunter is the former and the latter all in one.

Kraven the KHunter

I promise I won’t make any

I knew this movie was going to be a shitshow before I even saw the reviews and ratings. It was fun to see all the people trashing the movie, and I was excited to join the bandwagon. Here’s a list of the stuff that made us laugh out loud:

Silly one-liners delivered with zero passion

God awful ADR worse than Madame Webb

Half-baked CGI ala rhino

Rhino’s actor’s over-the-top cheesiness

The annoying side characters

More one-liners

Audio that wasn’t synced to the lips

Characters who speak multiple times but never show their face

Montages that go nowhere

30-minute long childhood origin stories

More unsynced audio

The film is poorly edited, chopped up into an emotionless, quick-paced, and poorly connected film. The side characters really are irritating and it’s clear that there were many ideas left on the editing room floor that didn’t make it in for one reason or another. It’s a fun watch with friends, and not really worth the ticket price if you go alone. I rate this film

BAD.

The movie is in theaters right now, but I’m sure it’ll end up on Netflix soon.

Wondering how my rating system works? Let me explain!

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