For those who wonder what it feels like to choose to watch a 'Mortal Kombat' movie
Why “Shelby Oaks” Runs Out Steam
YouTuber Chris Stuckmann's debut film "Shelby Oaks" is a promising film with a promising start, but has an unpromising ending.
Why ‘Umma’ Let me Down
In which I compare the film 'Umma' to 'Cuckoo' and 'Nightbitch'
Why I Was Irritated by ‘Project Hail Mary’
Why I felt like 'Project Hail Mary' fumbled the ball at the 1 yard line. This review contains 0 football puns.
A Very Timely, Topical Review for Amazon’s ‘War of the Worlds’
I made the bad choice of watching the new "War of the Worlds" movie, and then decided to publish the review on March 1st, 2026. Google news events.
The movie ‘Keeper’ kept me from keeping with writing my reviews on a routine.
A short review for the not-short movie 'Keeper'
A Very Serious, No Nonsense, Straightforward Review for the film ‘Open Windows’ starring Sasha Grey from the Porn
This is a very serious movie review of the cinematic, thrilling film 'Open Windows', starring two actors who somehow ended up in the same movie.
‘Passion’ of the ‘Sleeping Beauty’
Yet another combined review for two films, this time for the artsy 'Sleeping Beauty' and the Brian de Palma joint, 'Passion'.
[insert funny title for] ‘I, Tonya’
The film 'I, Tonya' is a dark, funny, and clever film that's deeply entertaining and certainly worth the watch.
‘Black Bear’, Summarized
My best attempt at talking about the Aubrey Plaza movie, 'Black Bear'.
