Slow and steady, "In a Violent Nature" is a decent film with a few great kills, but only if you have the patience for it.
Comparing, Contrasting, and Obsessing with “Obsession”
'Obsession' was so good that I didn't even say anything horny or problematic about a movie that covers domestic abuse!
The Superman Problem
I complain about Superman and why a movie about him is super unlikely to work.
The Many Movies that Inspired “In the Lost Lands”
Where I review the trash movie that brought me many joys, "In the Lost Lands"
Exposing AI as a Better Movie Review Gauge Than Me
This summary was written by AI: P̷͚͗͛͑͑̂̇̃͆̂̈́̇̊̅̿̀̈́̇̽̈̓̌̚͝l̴̛͇̼̺͙̙̪̩̠̹̜̭̱͉̲̱̳̰͇͖͔̻͓̜̳̞̫̝̪̠̭̋̉̐̒̔̾͊̿̿́͒̉̄̓̄͌̎͊̓̂̓̍̈́̄͗̌̽̔́̿̕̚̚̕͘͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅe̸̡̢̨̧̡̛̪͉̠̳̳̼̟̫̖̬̲̼̘̥̝̪̱͓̯͍͈̦̬̮̱̗̫̣̩͊̌̾̿̀̈͂̌̋̋͑͂͑̉̀̈́͒̈́̀̍́̌̌̎̿̍̂̇̂́̅̊̿̎̋̌͌̚͘̕͝͠ͅͅͅą̸̛̯̦͔͍̩̳̙͎̞̭͇͎͉̘̦͖̪̜͉̞̪͙̭̫̭̫̠̙̩̹̹̰̮̟̠̘͔̦̹͕̼̋͆͑̂̄̍̎͂͂͋̄̎̈́̆̾̉͘͠͝ŝ̵̨̖̞̤͍̮̤̤̟̮͙̙̯͎͔̝̰̱̻̦͖͑̒̀́͜͜͜ȩ̴̨̹̞̳̗̜̣͉̰̤̜͈̝̮͇̘̲̹̟̳͈̹̝̠̟͙̩̯̫̯̰̲̦̖̂̅͗̀͊̾̈́̚͜ͅ ̸̢̨̲̤̦̫̜̞̱̦͖͖̲̱̞̞̠͚͕̘͇̘͕̜̣̙̗̬̙̐͂̉̊̾̃̐̆̀͑͋̇͆́̓̋̏͋̓̕̚͜͝͠͠ͅͅḛ̸̪̩͖̥̻͙̰̮̻̱̈́͊͋̒̽͊̊̄̊̿̽̕͘͠ͅn̸̛̖̠̮̻͓͇̦͓͉̲̘͕̜̳̬̮̠͍̼̽͛̒̔̆̍̏͋͊̈́̓̃̇̃͋̋̾̇͆͆̆̿̿̊͜͝͝ͅd̶̛͈̰̲̠̝̦̳̺̥̝̠̺̀̈̈́̊̌̓̈͗̋͛̇̈́̐̌͊̿̓̊̂̍͋̂̀̽̆̿̀͘͘̚͘͝͠ ̷̢̨͇̱̗̝̯̭̖͈͔͚̪̘̭͖̙̯͈̣̺̤̭̦̪̱̙̳̙̱͋̈́͐͛̈́̂̂͊͜͜ͅm̸̲̘͍̱͍̩̭͍͖̩̮̩̞̮̝̳̫̮̪͙̠̤̹̗̫̭̗̞̻̗̪̹̩̺̫̻̦̗̐́̉͒̍̓̕͜͠ͅͅy̷̨̢̨̨̛̳͉͔͉͚̰̥̱͈͙͍̩̹͕̻̮͉̙̩̹̤̦̲̬̘̖͓͇͈͕͋͐̈́̊̈̃̃͑͑̾̎̆̋̊̈́̊͜͠ ̷̛̛͔͇͉̖͎̠̯͎̘̪͔̲̲̙͖̻͕̍̔̔̈́̀͂͌͆͂͋̊̐̀̂̀͑̌̔̿̀͒͂̒̂͊́͊̽̌̈́̿̽̆́͗́̚̚͘͘͜͝͠ͅm̶̨̨͎̟̘̪̹͉̦̳̺͕̝̲̝̱̪̣̱̰͎̩̤͍͖͕̥̜̔̈́̂̍̂̍͜i̶̧̛̥̺̼̭̦̠̥̠͖͚̰͕̺͉̩̺̗͚̜̺̠̣͈̫̦̭̬͍͖̙̯͍͓͔͔̻̣̍͋̓̃̒́̈̓̀̋̾̑͑̿̑̐̋̾̅̂̀̋́́̽̄̒̈́͋̚͝͝͝͠ͅͅş̶̧̬̤̘̤̳̭̖͍̤̺̰̣̰͓̯̮̦͖̥̝̈́̽͐̂̏̎̐̐̈̃̊̚͝ͅe̸̡̧̢̛̻̟͖̭̭̣̥̘͓͙̦̹̳͇̤͇͉̰̳͕͑́̾̎̋ŗ̵̡̡̨̧͙̫̼̳̺͕͔̜̥͔̯͔̰̰̪͖͍͙̝͔̭̗͖̟̰̟̥̞̟̟͎̝͓̘̃̎͒̈͆̃̎̎̀̏̍̓̍̓̎̀̎̒͂̽̋̀́̂́̾̈́͗̔̍̾͛̕͘͜͝͠ͅͅͅy̴̼̞̣͈̗̼̠̩̞̯̯͒͛͆͆͑͌̂̿̅̈́̃͊̓͆̂̈̾̐̕͝͠ͅ
How Red Letter Media Ruined My Review for “Masters of the Universe”
The spinoff film "Masters of the Universe" was a fun, funny, well thought out film, but RLM already said all that and now I have nothing to say. 1231 words.
Corsets, Kanos, and the Beauty of “Mortal Kombat II”
For those who wonder what it feels like to choose to watch a 'Mortal Kombat' movie
Why “Shelby Oaks” Runs Out Steam
YouTuber Chris Stuckmann's debut film "Shelby Oaks" is a promising film with a promising start, but has an unpromising ending.
Why ‘Umma’ Let me Down
In which I compare the film 'Umma' to 'Cuckoo' and 'Nightbitch'
Why I Was Irritated by ‘Project Hail Mary’
Why I felt like 'Project Hail Mary' fumbled the ball at the 1 yard line. This review contains 0 football puns.
