"Digger" is good. You should see it. But it'll make you sad. It looks pretty though!
“The Uprising” Spoils that Robin Hood Cameos in Doomsday
There was so much wrong with "The Uprising" that I don't think I got to it all. Hilariously bad. Loved it.
Go with “Flow”
I saw the animated cat movie "Flow". It's really fucking good.
A Scared Little Review for “The Furious”
If you need a hit of badass, fast-paced, tightly choreographed martial arts, "The Furious" needs to be your next watch.
The Three Lessons You Can Learn from the Movie “Presence”
This article for Steven Soderbergh's "Presence" features no references to Megan Fox.
Begrudgingly Answering if “The Odyssey” Lived Up To The Hype
I saw Chris Nolan's new film "The Odyssey" and was not at all bothered by the hype!
Physical Humor, Stage Plays, and “The Invite” to get Raunchy
"The Invite" is a fun, tightly-scripted comedy about marriage and sex and I loved it.
Exposing AI as a Better Movie Review Gauge Than Me
This summary was written by AI: P̷͚͗͛͑͑̂̇̃͆̂̈́̇̊̅̿̀̈́̇̽̈̓̌̚͝l̴̛͇̼̺͙̙̪̩̠̹̜̭̱͉̲̱̳̰͇͖͔̻͓̜̳̞̫̝̪̠̭̋̉̐̒̔̾͊̿̿́͒̉̄̓̄͌̎͊̓̂̓̍̈́̄͗̌̽̔́̿̕̚̚̕͘͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅe̸̡̢̨̧̡̛̪͉̠̳̳̼̟̫̖̬̲̼̘̥̝̪̱͓̯͍͈̦̬̮̱̗̫̣̩͊̌̾̿̀̈͂̌̋̋͑͂͑̉̀̈́͒̈́̀̍́̌̌̎̿̍̂̇̂́̅̊̿̎̋̌͌̚͘̕͝͠ͅͅͅą̸̛̯̦͔͍̩̳̙͎̞̭͇͎͉̘̦͖̪̜͉̞̪͙̭̫̭̫̠̙̩̹̹̰̮̟̠̘͔̦̹͕̼̋͆͑̂̄̍̎͂͂͋̄̎̈́̆̾̉͘͠͝ŝ̵̨̖̞̤͍̮̤̤̟̮͙̙̯͎͔̝̰̱̻̦͖͑̒̀́͜͜͜ȩ̴̨̹̞̳̗̜̣͉̰̤̜͈̝̮͇̘̲̹̟̳͈̹̝̠̟͙̩̯̫̯̰̲̦̖̂̅͗̀͊̾̈́̚͜ͅ ̸̢̨̲̤̦̫̜̞̱̦͖͖̲̱̞̞̠͚͕̘͇̘͕̜̣̙̗̬̙̐͂̉̊̾̃̐̆̀͑͋̇͆́̓̋̏͋̓̕̚͜͝͠͠ͅͅḛ̸̪̩͖̥̻͙̰̮̻̱̈́͊͋̒̽͊̊̄̊̿̽̕͘͠ͅn̸̛̖̠̮̻͓͇̦͓͉̲̘͕̜̳̬̮̠͍̼̽͛̒̔̆̍̏͋͊̈́̓̃̇̃͋̋̾̇͆͆̆̿̿̊͜͝͝ͅd̶̛͈̰̲̠̝̦̳̺̥̝̠̺̀̈̈́̊̌̓̈͗̋͛̇̈́̐̌͊̿̓̊̂̍͋̂̀̽̆̿̀͘͘̚͘͝͠ ̷̢̨͇̱̗̝̯̭̖͈͔͚̪̘̭͖̙̯͈̣̺̤̭̦̪̱̙̳̙̱͋̈́͐͛̈́̂̂͊͜͜ͅm̸̲̘͍̱͍̩̭͍͖̩̮̩̞̮̝̳̫̮̪͙̠̤̹̗̫̭̗̞̻̗̪̹̩̺̫̻̦̗̐́̉͒̍̓̕͜͠ͅͅy̷̨̢̨̨̛̳͉͔͉͚̰̥̱͈͙͍̩̹͕̻̮͉̙̩̹̤̦̲̬̘̖͓͇͈͕͋͐̈́̊̈̃̃͑͑̾̎̆̋̊̈́̊͜͠ ̷̛̛͔͇͉̖͎̠̯͎̘̪͔̲̲̙͖̻͕̍̔̔̈́̀͂͌͆͂͋̊̐̀̂̀͑̌̔̿̀͒͂̒̂͊́͊̽̌̈́̿̽̆́͗́̚̚͘͘͜͝͠ͅm̶̨̨͎̟̘̪̹͉̦̳̺͕̝̲̝̱̪̣̱̰͎̩̤͍͖͕̥̜̔̈́̂̍̂̍͜i̶̧̛̥̺̼̭̦̠̥̠͖͚̰͕̺͉̩̺̗͚̜̺̠̣͈̫̦̭̬͍͖̙̯͍͓͔͔̻̣̍͋̓̃̒́̈̓̀̋̾̑͑̿̑̐̋̾̅̂̀̋́́̽̄̒̈́͋̚͝͝͝͠ͅͅş̶̧̬̤̘̤̳̭̖͍̤̺̰̣̰͓̯̮̦͖̥̝̈́̽͐̂̏̎̐̐̈̃̊̚͝ͅe̸̡̧̢̛̻̟͖̭̭̣̥̘͓͙̦̹̳͇̤͇͉̰̳͕͑́̾̎̋ŗ̵̡̡̨̧͙̫̼̳̺͕͔̜̥͔̯͔̰̰̪͖͍͙̝͔̭̗͖̟̰̟̥̞̟̟͎̝͓̘̃̎͒̈͆̃̎̎̀̏̍̓̍̓̎̀̎̒͂̽̋̀́̂́̾̈́͗̔̍̾͛̕͘͜͝͠ͅͅͅy̴̼̞̣͈̗̼̠̩̞̯̯͒͛͆͆͑͌̂̿̅̈́̃͊̓͆̂̈̾̐̕͝͠ͅ
Why “Shelby Oaks” Runs Out Steam
YouTuber Chris Stuckmann's debut film "Shelby Oaks" is a promising film with a promising start, but has an unpromising ending.
Why You Shouldn’t Laugh if Your Wife Calls Herself a ‘Nightbitch’
Why I really liked the film "Nightbitch" starring Amy Adams, featuring really great memes I made
