When you’re on a 10 hour flight and have to stay awake the whole time because you land in at 9am local time, what kinds of movies do you throw on your watchlist? Dumb action movies? Award winners you couldn’t be fucked to watch at any other time except when the billionaire CEO of Virgin... Continue Reading →
Why Kristen Stewart makes “Personal Shopper” worth watching
I’ve had this movie on my list for a while, and threw it on because it was expiring on Hulu. I like Kristen Stewart and her performance in this film only solidified that she’s an incredible actress who cut and ran after getting her fat check from Twilight. The film may be billed as a... Continue Reading →
The First Omen is worth your time
I think "The First Omen" was pretty good. Gory, creepy, and inventive!
Wear earplugs when watching Uncut Gems
If you haven't seen "Uncut Gems", I suggest you do so on a calm night, with your comfort toy handy.
“The Iron Claw” is not for feminists
So as a fan of artsy films, depressing films, and a casual fan of wrestling, my ultimate recommendation for "The Iron Claw" is… blah.
Why ‘Dad Films’ and Dial of Destiny helped me restructure my reviews
I'm changing how I rate movies. 'Dial of Destiny' was ok.
Looks like Mystery is Back on The Menu Boys!
Get ready for milquetoast food puns as we talk about the lukewarm film 'The Menu'
The Last Duel was made for annoying, self identifying cinephiles
'The Last Duel' is very pro-women, and as a manly man, I support this type of filmmaking wholeheartedly.
3 Thousand Years of Longing? More like 3 Thousand Years of BORING lulz
Find out why George Miller likes him some FAT fuckin titties.
‘The Gray Man’ is another generic action flick with a modicum of character
I review the fittingly named film, "The Gray Man" for being very gray and unoriginal.
