A justification of my love of shit movies in the context of 1995 booby movies and low-budget horror.
Why movies like ‘Last Shift’ are worthy of your time
An Overcooked Review for ‘Burnt’
A very short, succinct, to-the-point review for Bradley Cooper's 'Burnt', starring Alicia Vikander and Daniel Bruhl and Emma Thompson and Uma Thurman
A Classic Best and Worst Movies of 2024 List
Wherein I write about five notable good movies, five notable bad movies, and then I keep writing because I have no hobbies.
On “Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim” and Writing
I saw "LotR: The War of the Rohirrim" and got curious about what constitutes good writing.
Why “The Empty Man” Feels Empty, Man
There was a reddit post, as there always is, that turned me onto this movie. Someone said “The Empty Man is underrated”. The first comment was “Go into it without any information”. So I said- ok. Seems promising. I didn’t think, I just did. I told two people that I was watching this movie. When... Continue Reading →
How the “Good”, “YMMV”, and “Bad” Rating System Works
In my review for Indiana Jones: The Dial of Destiny, I delved into my realization that what I thought was dumb, my father though was excellent. This realization began in my review for the Twilight movies, where I admitted that those movies weren’t made to be for everyone. They were made to appeal to the... Continue Reading →
“The Buckingham Murders” does not take place in a town called “Buckingham” but actually a town called “Buckinghamshire” which, in my American opinion, is quite misleading, and should lead to a lawsuit Movie Review
This review can be done in a nutshell. It’s six hundred forty-six words long. The British and the Indians To clarify, this is an Indian film with British English and Hindi, and a slew of south asian and non-south asian actors. That The Buckingham Murders that takes place in the UK is pretty dope because... Continue Reading →
“Talk to Me”, but “Speak no Evil”
For a movie I didn’t particularly enjoy, I have a lot to say about it. As for the title, it is because I kept referring to this movie as Talk to Me- from when I asked the lady in the ticket booth until I started googling “James McAvoy Talk to Me”. This anecdote may be... Continue Reading →
Why Sting is a terrible film to watch on an airplane
When you’re on a 10 hour flight and have to stay awake the whole time because you land in at 9am local time, what kinds of movies do you throw on your watchlist? Dumb action movies? Award winners you couldn’t be fucked to watch at any other time except when the billionaire CEO of Virgin... Continue Reading →
Why Kristen Stewart makes “Personal Shopper” worth watching
I’ve had this movie on my list for a while, and threw it on because it was expiring on Hulu. I like Kristen Stewart and her performance in this film only solidified that she’s an incredible actress who cut and ran after getting her fat check from Twilight. The film may be billed as a... Continue Reading →
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