In my review for Indiana Jones: The Dial of Destiny, I delved into my realization that what I thought was dumb, my father though was excellent. This realization began in my review for the Twilight movies, where I admitted that those movies weren’t made to be for everyone. They were made to appeal to the... Continue Reading →
“The Buckingham Murders” does not take place in a town called “Buckingham” but actually a town called “Buckinghamshire” which, in my American opinion, is quite misleading, and should lead to a lawsuit Movie Review
This review can be done in a nutshell. It’s six hundred forty-six words long. The British and the Indians To clarify, this is an Indian film with British English and Hindi, and a slew of south asian and non-south asian actors. That The Buckingham Murders that takes place in the UK is pretty dope because... Continue Reading →
“Talk to Me”, but “Speak no Evil”
For a movie I didn’t particularly enjoy, I have a lot to say about it. As for the title, it is because I kept referring to this movie as Talk to Me- from when I asked the lady in the ticket booth until I started googling “James McAvoy Talk to Me”. This anecdote may be... Continue Reading →
Why Sting is a terrible film to watch on an airplane
When you’re on a 10 hour flight and have to stay awake the whole time because you land in at 9am local time, what kinds of movies do you throw on your watchlist? Dumb action movies? Award winners you couldn’t be fucked to watch at any other time except when the billionaire CEO of Virgin... Continue Reading →
Why Kristen Stewart makes “Personal Shopper” worth watching
I’ve had this movie on my list for a while, and threw it on because it was expiring on Hulu. I like Kristen Stewart and her performance in this film only solidified that she’s an incredible actress who cut and ran after getting her fat check from Twilight. The film may be billed as a... Continue Reading →
Do Not “Cast Away” the “Life of Pi”
I did a double feature of "Life of Pi" and "Cast Away" and I've picked a favorite.
We need more eyes on Snake Eyes
Praise? For a GI Joe movie? No way, Joe-say!
Wear earplugs when watching Uncut Gems
If you haven't seen "Uncut Gems", I suggest you do so on a calm night, with your comfort toy handy.
No One Will Save You from ‘No One Will Save You’
I saw the alien horror film "No One Will Save You". This dialogue-free film, while not formulaic, gets repetitive due to its lengthy run and narrative structure. The film’s unique storytelling, its dark humor are appealing, but the seemingly illogical alien behavior at the end leaves me undecided about the movie's overall merit.
Top Gun: Maverick has the best opening of an action movie in a long time
Top Gun: Maverick benefits from a phenomenal opening that sets the tone for the rest of the film's success.
85scenes Reviews 