Get ready for milquetoast food puns as we talk about the lukewarm film 'The Menu'
Looks like Mystery is Back on The Menu Boys!
The Last Duel was made for annoying, self identifying cinephiles
'The Last Duel' is very pro-women, and as a manly man, I support this type of filmmaking wholeheartedly.
3 Thousand Years of Longing? More like 3 Thousand Years of BORING lulz
Find out why George Miller likes him some FAT fuckin titties.
‘The Gray Man’ is another generic action flick with a modicum of character
I review the fittingly named film, "The Gray Man" for being very gray and unoriginal.
Why 2012 film “Killing Them Softly” is still applicable in 2022
2012 film "Killing Them Softly" is still surprisingly and depressingly applicable to America in 2022.
Anthony Hopkins shows tits in “The Rite”
Anthony Hopkins goes topless in unscary horror film "The Rite", which feels basically like pro-Catholic propaganda.
Is Nicholas Cage A Genius Or Maniac?
We've all pondered if Nicolas Cage is a capable actor or a maniac. I took the plunge and sampled the different faces of Cage, to define the enigma using films Outcast, Con Air, and Leaving Las Vegas.
Florence Pugh’s other, less famous, horror film, “Malevolent”
Florence Pugh's first venture into horror movies was less successful, less scary and more useless. It took me four attempts to watch the whole thing.
“Everything Everywhere All At Once” is the perfect sequel to Jet Li’s masterpiece “The One”
The A24 film Everything Everywhere All At Once is a wonderful, colorful, bold and heartfelt film. It is undoubtably one of the best movies I have ever seen in my life.
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s “Last Action Hero” is hella meta
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Last Action Hero is a meta-film soft breaks the fourth wall, allowing us to examine the ridiculousness of our heroes and is a commentary on how an optimistic, immature audience views the infallible American ultra-hero.
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