What better way to celebrate being laid off by watching a movie about ancient Roman Gladiators?
A Quick Note on the Film ‘Emelie’
A quick and dirty review for the quick and dirty movie 'Emelie'
Spoiling the End of “We Need to Talk About Kevin”
You should be proud of me for not titling this review "We need to talk about "We Need to Talk About Kevin""
The movie “Silent Night” should have been more silent
You can watch the whole thing, or you can watch the second half. You won't miss a thing.
“Murder Manual” is a manual on murdering the audience’s brain cells
Poorly-filmed amateur horror anthology with an A-list star to trick you into watching it
When you’re in space, no one can hear you “ISS” yourself
There are personal and practical reasons why I dislike the title of this film, so if my review comes off as mean, please don’t take it to mean that I disliked the film. I’m also being forced to type this review with my laptop opened at an acute angle with the risk of the screen... Continue Reading →
Why “The Empty Man” Feels Empty, Man
There was a reddit post, as there always is, that turned me onto this movie. Someone said “The Empty Man is underrated”. The first comment was “Go into it without any information”. So I said- ok. Seems promising. I didn’t think, I just did. I told two people that I was watching this movie. When... Continue Reading →
“Sector 36” Movie Discussion
In which I discuss the Netflix film "Sector 36". This film and review contains an earnest warning for those easily affected by disturbing themes.
“The Buckingham Murders” does not take place in a town called “Buckingham” but actually a town called “Buckinghamshire” which, in my American opinion, is quite misleading, and should lead to a lawsuit Movie Review
This review can be done in a nutshell. It’s six hundred forty-six words long. The British and the Indians To clarify, this is an Indian film with British English and Hindi, and a slew of south asian and non-south asian actors. That The Buckingham Murders that takes place in the UK is pretty dope because... Continue Reading →
“Talk to Me”, but “Speak no Evil”
For a movie I didn’t particularly enjoy, I have a lot to say about it. As for the title, it is because I kept referring to this movie as Talk to Me- from when I asked the lady in the ticket booth until I started googling “James McAvoy Talk to Me”. This anecdote may be... Continue Reading →
