If you’ve ever wondered why someone would go out of their way to label themselves as a “cinephile” or purposely uses the word “film” when talking about movies, or watches foreign cinema that doesn’t involve song and dance sequences, it’s because they don’t want to be lumped into the 93% of viewers* who watched a... Continue Reading →
Why Sting is a terrible film to watch on an airplane
When you’re on a 10 hour flight and have to stay awake the whole time because you land in at 9am local time, what kinds of movies do you throw on your watchlist? Dumb action movies? Award winners you couldn’t be fucked to watch at any other time except when the billionaire CEO of Virgin... Continue Reading →
Why Kristen Stewart makes “Personal Shopper” worth watching
I’ve had this movie on my list for a while, and threw it on because it was expiring on Hulu. I like Kristen Stewart and her performance in this film only solidified that she’s an incredible actress who cut and ran after getting her fat check from Twilight. The film may be billed as a... Continue Reading →
We need more eyes on Snake Eyes
Praise? For a GI Joe movie? No way, Joe-say!
Wear earplugs when watching Uncut Gems
If you haven't seen "Uncut Gems", I suggest you do so on a calm night, with your comfort toy handy.
Should you see either Rebel Moon films?
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No One Will Save You from ‘No One Will Save You’
I saw the alien horror film "No One Will Save You". This dialogue-free film, while not formulaic, gets repetitive due to its lengthy run and narrative structure. The film’s unique storytelling, its dark humor are appealing, but the seemingly illogical alien behavior at the end leaves me undecided about the movie's overall merit.
10 Reasons why you NEED to watch ‘Black Swan’
10 reasons why you NEED to watch 'Black Swan'
‘The Gray Man’ is another generic action flick with a modicum of character
I review the fittingly named film, "The Gray Man" for being very gray and unoriginal.
“The Sum of All Fears” is what it would look like if Batman fought Putin
The Sum of All Fears features man with two first names, Jack Ryan, and is about rising tensions between Russia and the USA. The Sum of All Fears is to the current political state of affairs as Contagion was to the COVID-19 pandemic.
