Poorly-filmed amateur horror anthology with an A-list star to trick you into watching it
“Murder Manual” is a manual on murdering the audience’s brain cells
Why “The Empty Man” Feels Empty, Man
There was a reddit post, as there always is, that turned me onto this movie. Someone said “The Empty Man is underrated”. The first comment was “Go into it without any information”. So I said- ok. Seems promising. I didn’t think, I just did. I told two people that I was watching this movie. When... Continue Reading →
“Sector 36” Movie Discussion
In which I discuss the Netflix film "Sector 36". This film and review contains an earnest warning for those easily affected by disturbing themes.
“Talk to Me”, but “Speak no Evil”
For a movie I didn’t particularly enjoy, I have a lot to say about it. As for the title, it is because I kept referring to this movie as Talk to Me- from when I asked the lady in the ticket booth until I started googling “James McAvoy Talk to Me”. This anecdote may be... Continue Reading →
Why Sting is a terrible film to watch on an airplane
When you’re on a 10 hour flight and have to stay awake the whole time because you land in at 9am local time, what kinds of movies do you throw on your watchlist? Dumb action movies? Award winners you couldn’t be fucked to watch at any other time except when the billionaire CEO of Virgin... Continue Reading →
Why Kristen Stewart makes “Personal Shopper” worth watching
I’ve had this movie on my list for a while, and threw it on because it was expiring on Hulu. I like Kristen Stewart and her performance in this film only solidified that she’s an incredible actress who cut and ran after getting her fat check from Twilight. The film may be billed as a... Continue Reading →
The First Omen is worth your time
I think "The First Omen" was pretty good. Gory, creepy, and inventive!
No One Will Save You from ‘No One Will Save You’
I saw the alien horror film "No One Will Save You". This dialogue-free film, while not formulaic, gets repetitive due to its lengthy run and narrative structure. The film’s unique storytelling, its dark humor are appealing, but the seemingly illogical alien behavior at the end leaves me undecided about the movie's overall merit.
Dude, you gotta go watch V/H/S
I really liked V/H/S, even though it's a 'found footage' horror film. Trigger warning: there is a lot of SA throughout this 6 short film anthology
We were the prey for ‘Prey for the Devil’
It was fine. I just like writing funny reviews with dick jokes. Please click. Thanks.
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