I saw the alien horror film "No One Will Save You". This dialogue-free film, while not formulaic, gets repetitive due to its lengthy run and narrative structure. The film’s unique storytelling, its dark humor are appealing, but the seemingly illogical alien behavior at the end leaves me undecided about the movie's overall merit.
Dude, you gotta go watch V/H/S
I really liked V/H/S, even though it's a 'found footage' horror film. Trigger warning: there is a lot of SA throughout this 6 short film anthology
We were the prey for ‘Prey for the Devil’
It was fine. I just like writing funny reviews with dick jokes. Please click. Thanks.
Why you liked M3GAN but not Skinamarink
I really liked Skinamarink, but I will not recommend you watch it unless you're a pretentious film snob.
Looks like Mystery is Back on The Menu Boys!
Get ready for milquetoast food puns as we talk about the lukewarm film 'The Menu'
The Last Duel was made for annoying, self identifying cinephiles
'The Last Duel' is very pro-women, and as a manly man, I support this type of filmmaking wholeheartedly.
Why The Woman King is basically Hunger Games
A review for The Woman King, and an unflattering comparison to The Hunger Games.
Hulu’s “Prey” is the best action film of 2022
Hulu's "Prey" is honestly one of the best action films of 2022.
Do not watch “The Rental”, even though Alison Brie is in it
While it is tempting to watch "The Rental" simply because Alison Brie is in it, I can promise you that it is not worth the time.
Why 2012 film “Killing Them Softly” is still applicable in 2022
2012 film "Killing Them Softly" is still surprisingly and depressingly applicable to America in 2022.
