I would rather die than inherit the movie "The Inheritance"
The Movie “The Inheritance” Only Sort of Has Peyton List in It
How Red Letter Media Ruined My Review for “Masters of the Universe”
The spinoff film "Masters of the Universe" was a fun, funny, well thought out film, but RLM already said all that and now I have nothing to say. 1231 words.
Corsets, Kanos, and the Beauty of “Mortal Kombat II”
For those who wonder what it feels like to choose to watch a 'Mortal Kombat' movie
A Very Serious, No Nonsense, Straightforward Review for the film ‘Open Windows’ starring Sasha Grey from the Porn
This is a very serious movie review of the cinematic, thrilling film 'Open Windows', starring two actors who somehow ended up in the same movie.
The Duality of the film ‘Terminal’
I really liked the Margot Robbie film 'Terminal', because it's just so damn fun. It's not 'cInEmA', it's just good fun.
Ridiculing “Riddick”, and a Retrospective
This isn't really a movie review as much as I'm just enjoying writing alliterative insults about Vin Diesel.
A Collection of Images from the 1984 “Dune”
I watched "Dune", truly so you don't have to. Because you shouldn't. Don't do it.
What makes the movie “Gladiator” better than the movie “Fall Guy”
What better way to celebrate being laid off by watching a movie about ancient Roman Gladiators?
How the Movie “Son” Ties Together Zombies and Speed Racer
I watched an antichrist movie called "Son", which features zombies and speed racer.
A Quick Note on the Film ‘Emelie’
A quick and dirty review for the quick and dirty movie 'Emelie'
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