A Weview fow the Movie ‘Awoken’ in Babytalk UWU

Awoken! Tonight, I wooked a movie called Awoken. I wanned a spooky movie with boobie woobies, like Species, and some silly Reddit post said this one was it.

But oh no, it wasn’t! Awoken is a wittle stowy about sleepy people getting studied by smart folks. One of the sleepyheads is the bro of a scientist. I thought it would be all science-y and spooky, but it was more like a ghosty shiver fest. That’s okay, but I didn’t feel the spookity vibes! The movie tried reeeeally hard to make a priest scaredy-cat, but it just didn’t work when only one priest was there.

The big twisty was a daddy figure being mean to the scientist gworl, but it didn’t feel real ’cause we didn’t see them bondy-bond much. The brother-sister huggy relationship was weak sauce too ’cause we didn’t get enough scenes. The few we saw had yucky chemistry. Even the parent stuff was bad ’cause it was all creepy old tapes instead of real snuggly hugs.

The movie had a good start with sleepy scare and spooks, but focused too much on the snoozy people who can sleep well, making it not so exciting with its hero peeps. Awoken could have been super spooky and fearful, but it missed the mark. Oh, and more boobie woobies would be nice! If you watch this movie,

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I saw Awoken on Tubi!

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