The new "Resident Evil" movie was great, and I out myself as a movie snob because I hesitated to call it "Good"
Cregger Beat the “Resident Evil” Poltergeist Left Behind by Paul W. S. Anderson
Trigger and Spoiler Warning for “Onslaught”
I do not recommend reading this review if you care for spoilers for the movie "Onslaught"
How the Simple “The End of Oak Street” Humbled Me
I couldn't stop being a judgemental prick about "The End of Oak Street" and it did NOT bite me in the ass.
A Very Timely, Topical Review for Amazon’s ‘War of the Worlds’
I made the bad choice of watching the new "War of the Worlds" movie, and then decided to publish the review on March 1st, 2026. Google news events.
Ridiculing “Riddick”, and a Retrospective
This isn't really a movie review as much as I'm just enjoying writing alliterative insults about Vin Diesel.
Three ‘Carrie’ Movies- A Women’s Day Triple Review
I watched all 3 Carrie movies in a misguided attempt to celebrate international women's day
Should you see either Rebel Moon films?
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“Everything Everywhere All At Once” is the perfect sequel to Jet Li’s masterpiece “The One”
The A24 film Everything Everywhere All At Once is a wonderful, colorful, bold and heartfelt film. It is undoubtably one of the best movies I have ever seen in my life.
“Green Lantern” was our first warning against future DC movies
Let's bully "Green Lantern" for being atrocious and lazy.
Netflix’s “The Adam Project” is a racist kids’ movie
Netflix's The Adam Project is a fun, time-traveling kids' film with an unfortunate bout of racism.
