I promise this review is not just me making barking sounds, even though Emma Watson is in it
Why “The Circle” Only Circles a Theme
Why movies like ‘Last Shift’ are worthy of your time
A justification of my love of shit movies in the context of 1995 booby movies and low-budget horror.
This is a Snappy Title for a “Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire” Movie Review
I think I put more effort into figuring out a snappy title for this review than they put into writing jokes in this movie.
An Overcooked Review for ‘Burnt’
A very short, succinct, to-the-point review for Bradley Cooper's 'Burnt', starring Alicia Vikander and Daniel Bruhl and Emma Thompson and Uma Thurman
A Classic Best and Worst Movies of 2024 List
Wherein I write about five notable good movies, five notable bad movies, and then I keep writing because I have no hobbies.
That’s so “Kraven”
"Kraven the Hunter" is really bad, poorly made, and a ton of fun if you bring friends.
On “Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim” and Writing
I saw "LotR: The War of the Rohirrim" and got curious about what constitutes good writing.
The movie “Silent Night” should have been more silent
You can watch the whole thing, or you can watch the second half. You won't miss a thing.
“Murder Manual” is a manual on murdering the audience’s brain cells
Poorly-filmed amateur horror anthology with an A-list star to trick you into watching it
When you’re in space, no one can hear you “ISS” yourself
There are personal and practical reasons why I dislike the title of this film, so if my review comes off as mean, please don’t take it to mean that I disliked the film. I’m also being forced to type this review with my laptop opened at an acute angle with the risk of the screen... Continue Reading →
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