It’s so rare that a story, in of itself, is enticing enough, convincing enough, entrancing enough, to exceed all other failures of a film. It’s difficult to write a story- I can tell you from experience. It’s so difficult to write a moral conundrum, a dilemma that leaves the viewer with their head scratching, a... Continue Reading →
A review for ‘The Atticus Institute’ and not at all about any of the ‘Transformers’ movies
I really enjoyed The Atticus Institute. It reminded me of Skinamarink.
Three ‘Carrie’ Movies- A Women’s Day Triple Review
I watched all 3 Carrie movies in a misguided attempt to celebrate international women's day
Why “The Circle” Only Circles a Theme
I promise this review is not just me making barking sounds, even though Emma Watson is in it
Why movies like ‘Last Shift’ are worthy of your time
A justification of my love of shit movies in the context of 1995 booby movies and low-budget horror.
This is a Snappy Title for a “Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire” Movie Review
I think I put more effort into figuring out a snappy title for this review than they put into writing jokes in this movie.
An Overcooked Review for ‘Burnt’
A very short, succinct, to-the-point review for Bradley Cooper's 'Burnt', starring Alicia Vikander and Daniel Bruhl and Emma Thompson and Uma Thurman
A Classic Best and Worst Movies of 2024 List
Wherein I write about five notable good movies, five notable bad movies, and then I keep writing because I have no hobbies.
That’s so “Kraven”
"Kraven the Hunter" is really bad, poorly made, and a ton of fun if you bring friends.
On “Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim” and Writing
I saw "LotR: The War of the Rohirrim" and got curious about what constitutes good writing.
