I saw the alien horror film "No One Will Save You". This dialogue-free film, while not formulaic, gets repetitive due to its lengthy run and narrative structure. The film’s unique storytelling, its dark humor are appealing, but the seemingly illogical alien behavior at the end leaves me undecided about the movie's overall merit.
Top Gun: Maverick has the best opening of an action movie in a long time
Top Gun: Maverick benefits from a phenomenal opening that sets the tone for the rest of the film's success.
Why ‘Dad Films’ and Dial of Destiny helped me restructure my reviews
I'm changing how I rate movies. 'Dial of Destiny' was ok.
‘Hypnotic’ is proof that Robert Rodriguez needs to retire from Hollywood
Robert Rodriguez keeps getting trusted to make movies and he destroys everything he touches.
SPORTS, Success, and Superheroes: Why you don’t gotta worry about it
A quadruple review for The Room, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, and more!
We were the prey for ‘Prey for the Devil’
It was fine. I just like writing funny reviews with dick jokes. Please click. Thanks.
Is ‘Inside’ pretentious or are we just uncultured?
I cannot tell if the Willem Dafoe film 'Inside' is good and deep and interesting or if it's really dumb and empty.
Is the Alison Brie film Spin me Around any good? Is it? Is it really?
I disliked 'Spin me Around' starring Alison Brie and Aubrey Plaza because nothing at all happens in the movie at all. At all.
Why you liked M3GAN but not Skinamarink
I really liked Skinamarink, but I will not recommend you watch it unless you're a pretentious film snob.
Using Reddit to Convince you to watch ‘Banshees of Inishirin’
I want to convince you to watch Banshees of Inishirin, but I'm going to do it in the most ineffectual way possible: via personal anecdotes and reddit links.
