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Another “M” Titled Horror Movie
Why movies like ‘Last Shift’ are worthy of your time
A justification of my love of shit movies in the context of 1995 booby movies and low-budget horror.
An Overcooked Review for ‘Burnt’
A very short, succinct, to-the-point review for Bradley Cooper's 'Burnt', starring Alicia Vikander and Daniel Bruhl and Emma Thompson and Uma Thurman
That’s so “Kraven”
"Kraven the Hunter" is really bad, poorly made, and a ton of fun if you bring friends.
On “Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim” and Writing
I saw "LotR: The War of the Rohirrim" and got curious about what constitutes good writing.
The movie “Silent Night” should have been more silent
You can watch the whole thing, or you can watch the second half. You won't miss a thing.
“Murder Manual” is a manual on murdering the audience’s brain cells
Poorly-filmed amateur horror anthology with an A-list star to trick you into watching it
When you’re in space, no one can hear you “ISS” yourself
There are personal and practical reasons why I dislike the title of this film, so if my review comes off as mean, please don’t take it to mean that I disliked the film. I’m also being forced to type this review with my laptop opened at an acute angle with the risk of the screen... Continue Reading →
Why “The Empty Man” Feels Empty, Man
There was a reddit post, as there always is, that turned me onto this movie. Someone said “The Empty Man is underrated”. The first comment was “Go into it without any information”. So I said- ok. Seems promising. I didn’t think, I just did. I told two people that I was watching this movie. When... Continue Reading →
Why “Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare” feels like Guy Ritchie is burning out
While promising, "Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare" ultimately fails to capture classic Guy Ritchie charm
85scenes Reviews 