A very short, succinct, to-the-point review for Bradley Cooper's 'Burnt', starring Alicia Vikander and Daniel Bruhl and Emma Thompson and Uma Thurman
A Classic Best and Worst Movies of 2024 List
Wherein I write about five notable good movies, five notable bad movies, and then I keep writing because I have no hobbies.
That’s so “Kraven”
"Kraven the Hunter" is really bad, poorly made, and a ton of fun if you bring friends.
On “Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim” and Writing
I saw "LotR: The War of the Rohirrim" and got curious about what constitutes good writing.
The movie “Silent Night” should have been more silent
You can watch the whole thing, or you can watch the second half. You won't miss a thing.
The movie “Napoleon” Is
ThIt's a decent pass of time, but there's better historical dramas out there.
“Murder Manual” is a manual on murdering the audience’s brain cells
Poorly-filmed amateur horror anthology with an A-list star to trick you into watching it
When you’re in space, no one can hear you “ISS” yourself
There are personal and practical reasons why I dislike the title of this film, so if my review comes off as mean, please don’t take it to mean that I disliked the film. I’m also being forced to type this review with my laptop opened at an acute angle with the risk of the screen... Continue Reading →
Why “The Empty Man” Feels Empty, Man
There was a reddit post, as there always is, that turned me onto this movie. Someone said “The Empty Man is underrated”. The first comment was “Go into it without any information”. So I said- ok. Seems promising. I didn’t think, I just did. I told two people that I was watching this movie. When... Continue Reading →
Exactly how xenophobic is “Bad Boys: Ride or Die”?
If you miss Michael Bay movies, you'll really like "Bad Boys: Ride or Die"
