'Ghostland' was so good, it made me sit and write after 8 fricken movies.
Why Folktales Should Fuel more Stories
It’s so rare that a story, in of itself, is enticing enough, convincing enough, entrancing enough, to exceed all other failures of a film. It’s difficult to write a story- I can tell you from experience. It’s so difficult to write a moral conundrum, a dilemma that leaves the viewer with their head scratching, a... Continue Reading →
A review for ‘The Atticus Institute’ and not at all about any of the ‘Transformers’ movies
I really enjoyed The Atticus Institute. It reminded me of Skinamarink.
A Weview fow the Movie ‘Awoken’ in Babytalk UWU
I'm sowwy fow witing dis weview in babytalk!
Three ‘Carrie’ Movies- A Women’s Day Triple Review
I watched all 3 Carrie movies in a misguided attempt to celebrate international women's day
Why “The Circle” Only Circles a Theme
I promise this review is not just me making barking sounds, even though Emma Watson is in it
Another “M” Titled Horror Movie
Not a review. Daddario titties. That is all.
Why movies like ‘Last Shift’ are worthy of your time
A justification of my love of shit movies in the context of 1995 booby movies and low-budget horror.
Spoiling the End of “We Need to Talk About Kevin”
You should be proud of me for not titling this review "We need to talk about "We Need to Talk About Kevin""
This is a Snappy Title for a “Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire” Movie Review
I think I put more effort into figuring out a snappy title for this review than they put into writing jokes in this movie.
