I watched "Dune", truly so you don't have to. Because you shouldn't. Don't do it.
When you’re in space, no one can hear you “ISS” yourself
There are personal and practical reasons why I dislike the title of this film, so if my review comes off as mean, please don’t take it to mean that I disliked the film. I’m also being forced to type this review with my laptop opened at an acute angle with the risk of the screen... Continue Reading →
Should you see either Rebel Moon films?
Should you watch either "Rebel Moon" movies?
SPORTS, Success, and Superheroes: Why you don’t gotta worry about it
A quadruple review for The Room, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, and more!
Why is there a movie called ’65’?
There are very few people who will enjoy the Adam Driver movie 65.
The Chronicles of Riddick
The Chronicles of Riddick is like Game of Thrones mixed with Twilight mixed with Bloodshot mixed with King Arthur. It’s a film about intergalactic genocide, politics, prophecies and fatherhood. It’s a massive opera that really came out of nowhere considering Pitch Black.
Moonfall
@rolandemmerich 's newest doomgasm film, #MOONFALL is a fun, cinematic hot dog made of literally all of the other movies he's ever made. Watch it, but don't watch it if you're smart or sober.
Pitch Black
Vin Diesel's 2000 cult classic Pitch Black is a unique horror sci-fi film with a ton of heart and relatively little misogyny.
Why Michael Bay’s Transformers films are Narrative Genius
Is Michael Bay a genius? Are the Transformers movies anything more than a loud, sexist, racist homophobic mess? There may be a meaning buried under this crap.
Dune, Part 1
A film review for Timothee Chalamet's Dune, part 1.
