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Spoiling the End of “We Need to Talk About Kevin”
You should be proud of me for not titling this review "We need to talk about "We Need to Talk About Kevin""
That’s so “Kraven”
"Kraven the Hunter" is really bad, poorly made, and a ton of fun if you bring friends.
On “Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim” and Writing
I saw "LotR: The War of the Rohirrim" and got curious about what constitutes good writing.
The movie “Silent Night” should have been more silent
You can watch the whole thing, or you can watch the second half. You won't miss a thing.
The movie “Napoleon” Is
ThIt's a decent pass of time, but there's better historical dramas out there.
When you’re in space, no one can hear you “ISS” yourself
There are personal and practical reasons why I dislike the title of this film, so if my review comes off as mean, please don’t take it to mean that I disliked the film. I’m also being forced to type this review with my laptop opened at an acute angle with the risk of the screen... Continue Reading →
Why “The Empty Man” Feels Empty, Man
There was a reddit post, as there always is, that turned me onto this movie. Someone said “The Empty Man is underrated”. The first comment was “Go into it without any information”. So I said- ok. Seems promising. I didn’t think, I just did. I told two people that I was watching this movie. When... Continue Reading →
Exactly how xenophobic is “Bad Boys: Ride or Die”?
If you miss Michael Bay movies, you'll really like "Bad Boys: Ride or Die"
Why “Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare” feels like Guy Ritchie is burning out
While promising, "Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare" ultimately fails to capture classic Guy Ritchie charm
