This is a very serious movie review of the cinematic, thrilling film 'Open Windows', starring two actors who somehow ended in the same movie.
The Duality of the film ‘Terminal’
I really liked the Margot Robbie film 'Terminal', because it's just so damn fun. It's not 'cInEmA', it's just good fun.
Why Folktales Should Fuel more Stories
It’s so rare that a story, in of itself, is enticing enough, convincing enough, entrancing enough, to exceed all other failures of a film. It’s difficult to write a story- I can tell you from experience. It’s so difficult to write a moral conundrum, a dilemma that leaves the viewer with their head scratching, a... Continue Reading →
Another “M” Titled Horror Movie
Not a review. Daddario titties. That is all.
The movie “Silent Night” should have been more silent
You can watch the whole thing, or you can watch the second half. You won't miss a thing.
Why “The Empty Man” Feels Empty, Man
There was a reddit post, as there always is, that turned me onto this movie. Someone said “The Empty Man is underrated”. The first comment was “Go into it without any information”. So I said- ok. Seems promising. I didn’t think, I just did. I told two people that I was watching this movie. When... Continue Reading →
Exactly how xenophobic is “Bad Boys: Ride or Die”?
If you miss Michael Bay movies, you'll really like "Bad Boys: Ride or Die"
“Sector 36” Movie Discussion
In which I discuss the Netflix film "Sector 36". This film and review contains an earnest warning for those easily affected by disturbing themes.
“Talk to Me”, but “Speak no Evil”
For a movie I didn’t particularly enjoy, I have a lot to say about it. As for the title, it is because I kept referring to this movie as Talk to Me- from when I asked the lady in the ticket booth until I started googling “James McAvoy Talk to Me”. This anecdote may be... Continue Reading →
What kind of person enjoys The Beekeeper, and why?
If you’ve ever wondered why someone would go out of their way to label themselves as a “cinephile” or purposely uses the word “film” when talking about movies, or watches foreign cinema that doesn’t involve song and dance sequences, it’s because they don’t want to be lumped into the 93% of viewers* who watched a... Continue Reading →
