I made the bad choice of watching the new "War of the Worlds" movie, and then decided to publish the review on March 1st, 2026. Google news events.
A Very Timely, Topical Review for Amazon’s “War of the Worlds”
A Very Serious, No Nonsense, Straightforward Review for the film ‘Open Windows’ starring Sasha Grey from the Porn
This is a very serious movie review of the cinematic, thrilling film 'Open Windows', starring two actors who somehow ended in the same movie.
Ridiculing “Riddick”, and a Retrospective
This isn't really a movie review as much as I'm just enjoying writing alliterative insults about Vin Diesel.
A Collection of Images from the 1984 “Dune”
I watched "Dune", truly so you don't have to. Because you shouldn't. Don't do it.
What makes the movie “Gladiator” better than the movie “Fall Guy”
What better way to celebrate being laid off by watching a movie about ancient Roman Gladiators?
Why Folktales Should Fuel more Stories
It’s so rare that a story, in of itself, is enticing enough, convincing enough, entrancing enough, to exceed all other failures of a film. It’s difficult to write a story- I can tell you from experience. It’s so difficult to write a moral conundrum, a dilemma that leaves the viewer with their head scratching, a... Continue Reading →
That’s so “Kraven”
"Kraven the Hunter" is really bad, poorly made, and a ton of fun if you bring friends.
On “Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim” and Writing
I saw "LotR: The War of the Rohirrim" and got curious about what constitutes good writing.
The movie “Silent Night” should have been more silent
You can watch the whole thing, or you can watch the second half. You won't miss a thing.
The movie “Napoleon” Is
ThIt's a decent pass of time, but there's better historical dramas out there.
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