This is a very serious movie review of the cinematic, thrilling film 'Open Windows', starring two actors who somehow ended in the same movie.
This isn't really a movie review as much as I'm just enjoying writing alliterative insults about Vin Diesel.
I watched "Dune", truly so you don't have to. Because you shouldn't. Don't do it.
What better way to celebrate being laid off by watching a movie about ancient Roman Gladiators?
It’s so rare that a story, in of itself, is enticing enough, convincing enough, entrancing enough, to exceed all other failures of a film. It’s difficult to write a story- I can tell you from experience. It’s so difficult to write a moral conundrum, a dilemma that leaves the viewer with their head scratching, a... Continue Reading →
"Kraven the Hunter" is really bad, poorly made, and a ton of fun if you bring friends.
I saw "LotR: The War of the Rohirrim" and got curious about what constitutes good writing.
You can watch the whole thing, or you can watch the second half. You won't miss a thing.
ThIt's a decent pass of time, but there's better historical dramas out there.
There are personal and practical reasons why I dislike the title of this film, so if my review comes off as mean, please don’t take it to mean that I disliked the film. I’m also being forced to type this review with my laptop opened at an acute angle with the risk of the screen... Continue Reading →
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