I hated Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore and I know you did too. Let's renumerate why.
I hated hated hated Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore and so did you and everyone you know
SPORTS, Success, and Superheroes: Why you don’t gotta worry about it
A quadruple review for The Room, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, and more!
‘The Gray Man’ is another generic action flick with a modicum of character
I review the fittingly named film, "The Gray Man" for being very gray and unoriginal.
“Everything Everywhere All At Once” is the perfect sequel to Jet Li’s masterpiece “The One”
The A24 film Everything Everywhere All At Once is a wonderful, colorful, bold and heartfelt film. It is undoubtably one of the best movies I have ever seen in my life.
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s “Last Action Hero” is hella meta
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Last Action Hero is a meta-film soft breaks the fourth wall, allowing us to examine the ridiculousness of our heroes and is a commentary on how an optimistic, immature audience views the infallible American ultra-hero.
The Problem with “Morbius”
Sony's Morbius is a poor attempt at getting us to care about a worse depiction of vampires than Edward Cullens in The Batman.
“The Sum of All Fears” is what it would look like if Batman fought Putin
The Sum of All Fears features man with two first names, Jack Ryan, and is about rising tensions between Russia and the USA. The Sum of All Fears is to the current political state of affairs as Contagion was to the COVID-19 pandemic.
3 Reasons Why “War” is the worst that Bollywood has to offer
The Bollywood action film War starring hunks Hrithik Roshan and Tiger (*sighs*) Shroff. The film is a bullet-riddled, explosion-stuffed, CGI-polished ultranationalistic turd of a film that made a bajillion rupees in the box office and is part of a spy cinematic universe. If that doesn’t help you figure out whether or not this movie is worth watching, let me break things down for you in excruciating detail.
Why “Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara” is one of the best Bollywood coming of age films
Bollywood film "Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara" is a film following an extended bachelors trip for three former college friends as they discover themselves, the meaning and the value of life as they journey through Spain, conquering various danger sports and relationship hurdles. translated as "Life No Get Again", or, "You Only Live Once"
What makes “Bajirao Mastani” one of the best Bollywood films I’ve seen
The film Bajirao Mastani is a beautiful, gilded romantic expression of Indian art, architecture, clothing, music, poetry and values. If you're not familiar with Bollywood, this is a fantastic but aesthetic look at one of the best films to come out of India in a long, long time.
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