Ridiculing “Riddick”, and a Retrospective

This isn't really a movie review as much as I'm just enjoying writing alliterative insults about Vin Diesel.

Should You Watch ‘Materialists’ With Your New Fiancé?

I watched the film 'Materialists' with the girl whom I had just proposed to. Did she say yes? Stay tuned!

I watched "Dune", truly so you don't have to. Because you shouldn't. Don't do it.

What better way to celebrate being laid off by watching a movie about ancient Roman Gladiators?

Let's talk about the film "Reign Over Me" and narrative terrorism.

I watched all 3 Carrie movies in a misguided attempt to celebrate international women's day

I promise this review is not just me making barking sounds, even though Emma Watson is in it

A very short, succinct, to-the-point review for Bradley Cooper's 'Burnt', starring Alicia Vikander and Daniel Bruhl and Emma Thompson and Uma Thurman

Wherein I write about five notable good movies, five notable bad movies, and then I keep writing because I have no hobbies.

"Kraven the Hunter" is really bad, poorly made, and a ton of fun if you bring friends.