When you’re on a 10 hour flight and have to stay awake the whole time because you land in at 9am local time, what kinds of movies do you throw on your watchlist? Dumb action movies? Award winners you couldn’t be fucked to watch at any other time except when the billionaire CEO of Virgin... Continue Reading →
Why Kristen Stewart makes “Personal Shopper” worth watching
I’ve had this movie on my list for a while, and threw it on because it was expiring on Hulu. I like Kristen Stewart and her performance in this film only solidified that she’s an incredible actress who cut and ran after getting her fat check from Twilight. The film may be billed as a... Continue Reading →
Do Not “Cast Away” the “Life of Pi”
I did a double feature of "Life of Pi" and "Cast Away" and I've picked a favorite.
Wear earplugs when watching Uncut Gems
If you haven't seen "Uncut Gems", I suggest you do so on a calm night, with your comfort toy handy.
“The Iron Claw” is not for feminists
So as a fan of artsy films, depressing films, and a casual fan of wrestling, my ultimate recommendation for "The Iron Claw" is… blah.
Why ‘Dad Films’ and Dial of Destiny helped me restructure my reviews
I'm changing how I rate movies. 'Dial of Destiny' was ok.
SPORTS, Success, and Superheroes: Why you don’t gotta worry about it
A quadruple review for The Room, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, and more!
Why you liked M3GAN but not Skinamarink
I really liked Skinamarink, but I will not recommend you watch it unless you're a pretentious film snob.
10 Reasons why you NEED to watch ‘Black Swan’
10 reasons why you NEED to watch 'Black Swan'
The Last Duel was made for annoying, self identifying cinephiles
'The Last Duel' is very pro-women, and as a manly man, I support this type of filmmaking wholeheartedly.
