I promise this review is not just me making barking sounds, even though Emma Watson is in it
Another “M” Titled Horror Movie
Not a review. Daddario titties. That is all.
Why movies like ‘Last Shift’ are worthy of your time
A justification of my love of shit movies in the context of 1995 booby movies and low-budget horror.
Spoiling the End of “We Need to Talk About Kevin”
You should be proud of me for not titling this review "We need to talk about "We Need to Talk About Kevin""
This is a Snappy Title for a “Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire” Movie Review
I think I put more effort into figuring out a snappy title for this review than they put into writing jokes in this movie.
An Overcooked Review for ‘Burnt’
A very short, succinct, to-the-point review for Bradley Cooper's 'Burnt', starring Alicia Vikander and Daniel Bruhl and Emma Thompson and Uma Thurman
A Classic Best and Worst Movies of 2024 List
Wherein I write about five notable good movies, five notable bad movies, and then I keep writing because I have no hobbies.
That’s so “Kraven”
"Kraven the Hunter" is really bad, poorly made, and a ton of fun if you bring friends.
On “Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim” and Writing
I saw "LotR: The War of the Rohirrim" and got curious about what constitutes good writing.
The movie “Silent Night” should have been more silent
You can watch the whole thing, or you can watch the second half. You won't miss a thing.
