While promising, "Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare" ultimately fails to capture classic Guy Ritchie charm
Why “Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare” feels like Guy Ritchie is burning out
They made “Kung Fu Panda 4” the Money
If you liked the first few "Kung Fu Panda" movies, you will not like this one.
“Sector 36” Movie Discussion
In which I discuss the Netflix film "Sector 36". This film and review contains an earnest warning for those easily affected by disturbing themes.
How the “Good”, “YMMV”, and “Bad” Rating System Works
In my review for Indiana Jones: The Dial of Destiny, I delved into my realization that what I thought was dumb, my father though was excellent. This realization began in my review for the Twilight movies, where I admitted that those movies weren’t made to be for everyone. They were made to appeal to the... Continue Reading →
“The Buckingham Murders” does not take place in a town called “Buckingham” but actually a town called “Buckinghamshire” which, in my American opinion, is quite misleading, and should lead to a lawsuit Movie Review
This review can be done in a nutshell. It’s six hundred forty-six words long. The British and the Indians To clarify, this is an Indian film with British English and Hindi, and a slew of south asian and non-south asian actors. That The Buckingham Murders that takes place in the UK is pretty dope because... Continue Reading →
“Talk to Me”, but “Speak no Evil”
For a movie I didn’t particularly enjoy, I have a lot to say about it. As for the title, it is because I kept referring to this movie as Talk to Me- from when I asked the lady in the ticket booth until I started googling “James McAvoy Talk to Me”. This anecdote may be... Continue Reading →
What kind of person enjoys The Beekeeper, and why?
If you’ve ever wondered why someone would go out of their way to label themselves as a “cinephile” or purposely uses the word “film” when talking about movies, or watches foreign cinema that doesn’t involve song and dance sequences, it’s because they don’t want to be lumped into the 93% of viewers* who watched a... Continue Reading →
Why Sting is a terrible film to watch on an airplane
When you’re on a 10 hour flight and have to stay awake the whole time because you land in at 9am local time, what kinds of movies do you throw on your watchlist? Dumb action movies? Award winners you couldn’t be fucked to watch at any other time except when the billionaire CEO of Virgin... Continue Reading →
You’re in deep water if you’re looking to “Deep Water” for entertainment
There were only two redeeming qualities to "Deep Water" and saying them out loud would get me cancelled.
Why Kristen Stewart makes “Personal Shopper” worth watching
I’ve had this movie on my list for a while, and threw it on because it was expiring on Hulu. I like Kristen Stewart and her performance in this film only solidified that she’s an incredible actress who cut and ran after getting her fat check from Twilight. The film may be billed as a... Continue Reading →
85scenes Reviews 