The Bollywood action film War starring hunks Hrithik Roshan and Tiger (*sighs*) Shroff. The film is a bullet-riddled, explosion-stuffed, CGI-polished ultranationalistic turd of a film that made a bajillion rupees in the box office and is part of a spy cinematic universe. If that doesn’t help you figure out whether or not this movie is worth watching, let me break things down for you in excruciating detail.
Why “Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara” is one of the best Bollywood coming of age films
Bollywood film "Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara" is a film following an extended bachelors trip for three former college friends as they discover themselves, the meaning and the value of life as they journey through Spain, conquering various danger sports and relationship hurdles. translated as "Life No Get Again", or, "You Only Live Once"
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The film Bajirao Mastani is a beautiful, gilded romantic expression of Indian art, architecture, clothing, music, poetry and values. If you're not familiar with Bollywood, this is a fantastic but aesthetic look at one of the best films to come out of India in a long, long time.
“Jonah Hex” is the most boring comic book movie I have ever seen. Not bad. Just boring.
Don't bother watching Jonah Hex. It's a DC Comic movie worse than Whedon's Justice League, and only features no name actors like Josh Brolin and Will Arnett.
“Eternals” is the worst representation of Indian Culture since 1984
Eternals is the MCU's least MCU film. It is also the worst representation of Indian culture since Temple of Doom in 1984.
Netflix’s “The Adam Project” is a racist kids’ movie
Netflix's The Adam Project is a fun, time-traveling kids' film with an unfortunate bout of racism.
3 Rules to Follow When Judging a Movie
How do you judge if a film was good? How do really decide if a movie was worth watching? How can anyone answer the question, “Was the movie worth watching?”
“Snakes on a Plane” was Made by a Teenage Boy
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The “Batman” isn’t as good as everyone says it is
I say this with a heavy heart that The Batman (2022) is not as amazing as everyone will tell you that it is
Are you more likely to buy toys after watching “Battleship”?
The 2012 film Battleship is streaming now on Netflix, and it's very bad in many ways, but it's also sort of fun in far fewer ways.
