The A24 film Everything Everywhere All At Once is a wonderful, colorful, bold and heartfelt film. It is undoubtably one of the best movies I have ever seen in my life.
You could totally smash while ‘watching’ the 1989 “Pet Semetary” for a Netflix n Chill date
you should watch the 1989 Pet Semetary while smashing your Netflix and Chill date.
“Green Lantern” was our first warning against future DC movies
Let's bully "Green Lantern" for being atrocious and lazy.
“The Bubble” is pure cringe
The Bubble is a money-laundering, nepotism-riddled, time-wasting scheme concocted to masquerade as entertainment, designed to appeal to the lowest, most brain-dead tier of Netflix viewers who’s idea of ‘funny’ is people’s nuts getting grabbed, drug addicts raping computer programs and women being manipulated by their ex husbands.
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s “Last Action Hero” is hella meta
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Last Action Hero is a meta-film soft breaks the fourth wall, allowing us to examine the ridiculousness of our heroes and is a commentary on how an optimistic, immature audience views the infallible American ultra-hero.
Why “The Harder They Fall” not winning an Oscar is a damn shame
Idris Elba and Jonathon Majors star in a fantastic, true-to-genre western full of dramatic one-liners, unforgettable outlaws and a whole lot of gunfire.
Why “My Cousin Vinny” is the best courtroom drama ever filmed
I really liked this movie. Joe Pesci is a fucking treasure, Marissa Tomei is a downright powerhouse, and director Jonathan Lynn demonstrated a mastery of visual comedy combined with quick, witty script comedy while still respecting the serious tone of the matter and delivery a legitimate film.
The Problem with “Morbius”
Sony's Morbius is a poor attempt at getting us to care about a worse depiction of vampires than Edward Cullens in The Batman.
“The Sum of All Fears” is what it would look like if Batman fought Putin
The Sum of All Fears features man with two first names, Jack Ryan, and is about rising tensions between Russia and the USA. The Sum of All Fears is to the current political state of affairs as Contagion was to the COVID-19 pandemic.
3 Reasons Why “War” is the worst that Bollywood has to offer
The Bollywood action film War starring hunks Hrithik Roshan and Tiger (*sighs*) Shroff. The film is a bullet-riddled, explosion-stuffed, CGI-polished ultranationalistic turd of a film that made a bajillion rupees in the box office and is part of a spy cinematic universe. If that doesn’t help you figure out whether or not this movie is worth watching, let me break things down for you in excruciating detail.
