I couldn't figure out how to mix in a 'I thought you said weast' joke into a review for a movie called 'Ingrid Goes West'. Woe is me.
Why ‘Ingrid Goes West’, but no Further
‘God’s not Dead’, but I wish I was!
I know what this movie is about. It’s about the Christian god. It’s about Jesus and church and all that stuff. Imagine my surprise when I realized that the movie features a Muslim, burka-wearing woman who feels the need to listen to Christian scriptures in defiance of her middle-eastern dad? An atheist celebrity who ambushes... Continue Reading →
This is a Snappy Title for a “Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire” Movie Review
I think I put more effort into figuring out a snappy title for this review than they put into writing jokes in this movie.
You’re in deep water if you’re looking to “Deep Water” for entertainment
There were only two redeeming qualities to "Deep Water" and saying them out loud would get me cancelled.
Do Not “Cast Away” the “Life of Pi”
I did a double feature of "Life of Pi" and "Cast Away" and I've picked a favorite.
Comparing “Let the Right One In” and “Let Me In”
I don’t remember when, but I think I was talking about adaptations in one of my reviews. I distinctly remember making a reference to people trying to adapt a poem from a sculpture, or something stupid like that. I’m gonna talk about that shit in this DOUBLE FEATURE review for Let the Right One In... Continue Reading →
3 Ways to Predict if a Movie is going to Suck
Here are the three ways I predict if a new movie is going to be a good film or a bad one.
Knock Knock
Man what the fuck is this movie? I hate crap like this. On one hand, yeah. Ya fuckin got me. Ana de Armas and whoever that other woman was, in a hot, pornworthy plot, featuring John Wick? Sign me the fuck up, dick and all. Ya fucking got me. Is that what this movie is about? Getting me? Using my phallic fallacies against me? God I hate this movie.
A Quiet Place
Everyone’s seen this movie, everyone raves about it, it’s fantastic, there’s no secret. Enough said. I have few thoughts about the film, and I've listed them as such: -I have a crush on Krasinski-I have a crush on Blunt-I was very impressed with the detail in this movie, I’m crushed by the sadness and loneliness and... Continue Reading →
Writer’s Note – On Short Films
I recently published a few reviews on independently made short films. I've also begun a foray into watching short films, and most, if not all, are also independent or low budget. I've wanted to get into watching more films made by smaller, independent filmmakers for a number of reasons. And as I did so, I... Continue Reading →
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