A quick and dirty review for the quick and dirty movie 'Emelie'
SPORTS, Success, and Superheroes: Why you don’t gotta worry about it
A quadruple review for The Room, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, and more!
Is ‘Inside’ pretentious or are we just uncultured?
I cannot tell if the Willem Dafoe film 'Inside' is good and deep and interesting or if it's really dumb and empty.
Why you liked M3GAN but not Skinamarink
I really liked Skinamarink, but I will not recommend you watch it unless you're a pretentious film snob.
9 Songs
This review discusses a controversial film involving explicit sexual relations. Reader discretion is advised. That means that if you're a prude, fuck off. 9 Songs explores the story of a couple in a very real, intimate way. When I say intimate, I mean intimate. The film has faced controversy for being borderline pornographic. That’s a... Continue Reading →
Writer’s Note – On Short Films
I recently published a few reviews on independently made short films. I've also begun a foray into watching short films, and most, if not all, are also independent or low budget. I've wanted to get into watching more films made by smaller, independent filmmakers for a number of reasons. And as I did so, I... Continue Reading →
Aso
Not the official poster, just a screenshot Aso is a film that examines a man attempting to stand his ground, and devolves into a mess, spouting ‘whataboutisms’ to defend his view. It’s a wonderful example of the acting being the main driver of a film rather than the story itself. It's also the shortest film... Continue Reading →
2020
Y’all remember that movie 2012 that somehow everybody both watched and haven’t watched? Like. It’s constantly playing on the FX channel, sandwiched between a 5pm EST showing of X-Men and an 11pm showing of Fan4tastic? Anyways, this movie is way better than any of the others. Single Take Grandeur So I haven’t seen the movie... Continue Reading →
