I saw the alien horror film "No One Will Save You". This dialogue-free film, while not formulaic, gets repetitive due to its lengthy run and narrative structure. The film’s unique storytelling, its dark humor are appealing, but the seemingly illogical alien behavior at the end leaves me undecided about the movie's overall merit.
Dude, you gotta go watch V/H/S
I really liked V/H/S, even though it's a 'found footage' horror film. Trigger warning: there is a lot of SA throughout this 6 short film anthology
We were the prey for ‘Prey for the Devil’
It was fine. I just like writing funny reviews with dick jokes. Please click. Thanks.
Why you liked M3GAN but not Skinamarink
I really liked Skinamarink, but I will not recommend you watch it unless you're a pretentious film snob.
Hulu’s “Prey” is the best action film of 2022
Hulu's "Prey" is honestly one of the best action films of 2022.
Do not watch “The Rental”, even though Alison Brie is in it
While it is tempting to watch "The Rental" simply because Alison Brie is in it, I can promise you that it is not worth the time.
Anthony Hopkins shows tits in “The Rite”
Anthony Hopkins goes topless in unscary horror film "The Rite", which feels basically like pro-Catholic propaganda.
Florence Pugh’s other, less famous, horror film, “Malevolent”
Florence Pugh's first venture into horror movies was less successful, less scary and more useless. It took me four attempts to watch the whole thing.
You could totally smash while ‘watching’ the 1989 “Pet Semetary” for a Netflix n Chill date
you should watch the 1989 Pet Semetary while smashing your Netflix and Chill date.
“Annabelle: Creation” Is The Worst, Scariest Horror Movie I’ve Ever Seen
Annabelle: Creation is the worst entry to James Wan's Horror Cinematic Universe, and should be ashamed to be mentioned in the same breath as the Conjuring films.
