10 reasons why you NEED to watch 'Black Swan'
10 Reasons why you NEED to watch ‘Black Swan’
The Last Duel was made for annoying, self identifying cinephiles
'The Last Duel' is very pro-women, and as a manly man, I support this type of filmmaking wholeheartedly.
Why The Woman King is basically Hunger Games
A review for The Woman King, and an unflattering comparison to The Hunger Games.
3 Thousand Years of Longing? More like 3 Thousand Years of BORING lulz
Find out why George Miller likes him some FAT fuckin titties.
Hulu’s “Prey” is the best action film of 2022
Hulu's "Prey" is honestly one of the best action films of 2022.
Florence Pugh’s other, less famous, horror film, “Malevolent”
Florence Pugh's first venture into horror movies was less successful, less scary and more useless. It took me four attempts to watch the whole thing.
“Everything Everywhere All At Once” is the perfect sequel to Jet Li’s masterpiece “The One”
The A24 film Everything Everywhere All At Once is a wonderful, colorful, bold and heartfelt film. It is undoubtably one of the best movies I have ever seen in my life.
“The Bubble” is pure cringe
The Bubble is a money-laundering, nepotism-riddled, time-wasting scheme concocted to masquerade as entertainment, designed to appeal to the lowest, most brain-dead tier of Netflix viewers who’s idea of ‘funny’ is people’s nuts getting grabbed, drug addicts raping computer programs and women being manipulated by their ex husbands.
Why “Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara” is one of the best Bollywood coming of age films
Bollywood film "Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara" is a film following an extended bachelors trip for three former college friends as they discover themselves, the meaning and the value of life as they journey through Spain, conquering various danger sports and relationship hurdles. translated as "Life No Get Again", or, "You Only Live Once"
What makes “Bajirao Mastani” one of the best Bollywood films I’ve seen
The film Bajirao Mastani is a beautiful, gilded romantic expression of Indian art, architecture, clothing, music, poetry and values. If you're not familiar with Bollywood, this is a fantastic but aesthetic look at one of the best films to come out of India in a long, long time.
