A justification of my love of shit movies in the context of 1995 booby movies and low-budget horror.
Why movies like ‘Last Shift’ are worthy of your time
Spoiling the End of “We Need to Talk About Kevin”
You should be proud of me for not titling this review "We need to talk about "We Need to Talk About Kevin""
On “Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim” and Writing
I saw "LotR: The War of the Rohirrim" and got curious about what constitutes good writing.
“The Buckingham Murders” does not take place in a town called “Buckingham” but actually a town called “Buckinghamshire” which, in my American opinion, is quite misleading, and should lead to a lawsuit Movie Review
This review can be done in a nutshell. It’s six hundred forty-six words long. The British and the Indians To clarify, this is an Indian film with British English and Hindi, and a slew of south asian and non-south asian actors. That The Buckingham Murders that takes place in the UK is pretty dope because... Continue Reading →
Why Sting is a terrible film to watch on an airplane
When you’re on a 10 hour flight and have to stay awake the whole time because you land in at 9am local time, what kinds of movies do you throw on your watchlist? Dumb action movies? Award winners you couldn’t be fucked to watch at any other time except when the billionaire CEO of Virgin... Continue Reading →
Why Kristen Stewart makes “Personal Shopper” worth watching
I’ve had this movie on my list for a while, and threw it on because it was expiring on Hulu. I like Kristen Stewart and her performance in this film only solidified that she’s an incredible actress who cut and ran after getting her fat check from Twilight. The film may be billed as a... Continue Reading →
No One Will Save You from ‘No One Will Save You’
I saw the alien horror film "No One Will Save You". This dialogue-free film, while not formulaic, gets repetitive due to its lengthy run and narrative structure. The film’s unique storytelling, its dark humor are appealing, but the seemingly illogical alien behavior at the end leaves me undecided about the movie's overall merit.
Dude, you gotta go watch V/H/S
I really liked V/H/S, even though it's a 'found footage' horror film. Trigger warning: there is a lot of SA throughout this 6 short film anthology
We were the prey for ‘Prey for the Devil’
It was fine. I just like writing funny reviews with dick jokes. Please click. Thanks.
Is the Alison Brie film Spin me Around any good? Is it? Is it really?
I disliked 'Spin me Around' starring Alison Brie and Aubrey Plaza because nothing at all happens in the movie at all. At all.
85scenes Reviews 