When you’re on a 10 hour flight and have to stay awake the whole time because you land in at 9am local time, what kinds of movies do you throw on your watchlist? Dumb action movies? Award winners you couldn’t be fucked to watch at any other time except when the billionaire CEO of Virgin... Continue Reading →
Why Kristen Stewart makes “Personal Shopper” worth watching
I’ve had this movie on my list for a while, and threw it on because it was expiring on Hulu. I like Kristen Stewart and her performance in this film only solidified that she’s an incredible actress who cut and ran after getting her fat check from Twilight. The film may be billed as a... Continue Reading →
No One Will Save You from ‘No One Will Save You’
I saw the alien horror film "No One Will Save You". This dialogue-free film, while not formulaic, gets repetitive due to its lengthy run and narrative structure. The film’s unique storytelling, its dark humor are appealing, but the seemingly illogical alien behavior at the end leaves me undecided about the movie's overall merit.
Dude, you gotta go watch V/H/S
I really liked V/H/S, even though it's a 'found footage' horror film. Trigger warning: there is a lot of SA throughout this 6 short film anthology
We were the prey for ‘Prey for the Devil’
It was fine. I just like writing funny reviews with dick jokes. Please click. Thanks.
Is the Alison Brie film Spin me Around any good? Is it? Is it really?
I disliked 'Spin me Around' starring Alison Brie and Aubrey Plaza because nothing at all happens in the movie at all. At all.
Looks like Mystery is Back on The Menu Boys!
Get ready for milquetoast food puns as we talk about the lukewarm film 'The Menu'
Some thoughts and complaints about ‘Black Panther: Wakanda Forever’
A mixed bag of really good and really bad drives the final film of MCU's Phase Five. Quite indicative of the overall phase itself.
10 Reasons why you NEED to watch ‘Black Swan’
10 reasons why you NEED to watch 'Black Swan'
The Last Duel was made for annoying, self identifying cinephiles
'The Last Duel' is very pro-women, and as a manly man, I support this type of filmmaking wholeheartedly.
