While promising, "Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare" ultimately fails to capture classic Guy Ritchie charm
I hated hated hated Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore and so did you and everyone you know
I hated Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore and I know you did too. Let's discuss why.
Is the Alison Brie film Spin me Around any good? Is it? Is it really?
I disliked 'Spin me Around' starring Alison Brie and Aubrey Plaza because nothing at all happens in the movie at all. At all.
Using Reddit to Convince you to watch ‘Banshees of Inishirin’
I want to convince you to watch Banshees of Inishirin, but I'm going to do it in the most ineffectual way possible: via personal anecdotes and reddit links.
Looks like Mystery is Back on The Menu Boys!
Get ready for milquetoast food puns as we talk about the lukewarm film 'The Menu'
Some thoughts and complaints about ‘Black Panther: Wakanda Forever’
A mixed bag of really good and really bad drives the final film of MCU's Phase Five. Quite indicative of the overall phase itself.
The Last Duel was made for annoying, self identifying cinephiles
'The Last Duel' is very pro-women, and as a manly man, I support this type of filmmaking wholeheartedly.
Why The Woman King is basically Hunger Games
A review for The Woman King, and an unflattering comparison to The Hunger Games.
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent – Movie Review
The Unbelievable Weight of Massive Talent is a meta-film based on legend Nicolas Cage, pulling together elements and nods to his massive filmography. It is a funny film, but Cage deserves a better homage.
“The Bubble” is pure cringe
The Bubble is a money-laundering, nepotism-riddled, time-wasting scheme concocted to masquerade as entertainment, designed to appeal to the lowest, most brain-dead tier of Netflix viewers who’s idea of ‘funny’ is people’s nuts getting grabbed, drug addicts raping computer programs and women being manipulated by their ex husbands.
